Three men who always stopped at their
favorite bar after work were discussing their jobs and tying one on and getting rather
smashed.
Suddenly one of the fellows looked at his
watch and exclaimed, "Good God! It's nearly two o'clock, boy! Are we ever gonna'
catch holy hell when we get home!"
Second guy says, "Shay, I got an
idee...let's just agree with the broads in everything they shay, and (hic-cup,belch) we'll
meet back here tomorrow night, God willing and the creek don't rise."
Next evening, they lucked out and met at
the bar and were telling their experiences.
First guy says, "Man, was I ever
loaded last night, but I crept in the house and I was as dry as bone and started to get a
glass of water and dropped it in the floor and broke the glass. My wife said, 'Why don't
you break every glass in the house?' So I got my boy's baseball bat and broke every glass
in the house."
Second man says, "Well, I was dry too
and I spilt a little water on the floor and my old lady said, 'Why don't you flood the
whole house?' So I got the water hose and flooded the damn house."
It's the third mans turn to tell his story
and he begins by saying, "Hell, you guys ain't heard nothing yet. My old lady is such
clean freak that I quietly pussy-footed into our bedroom and snuck under the covers and
started feeling her up. I played around with her big tits a bit, the I began getting a
little lower and lower, lower, and right down to her "honey-box," when all of a
sudden the bitch cried out, 'You son of a bitch, cut that out!' Look here, boys ... have
you all ever seen one up close?"
