WHY
WOMEN ARE SUPERIOR
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.
When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and
gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are
stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon
character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxi's stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on
the life insurance.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when
dancing.
We know the Truth about whether or not size
matters.
If we're not making enough money we can
blame it on the glass ceiling.
It's possible to live our whole lives
without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever
rival the male's Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was
real.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without
ever grabbing her ass.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal
it.
We never have to reach down every so often
to make sure our privates are still there.
We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or
Fletch to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
Our friends won't think we're weird if we
ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
We know that there are times when chocolate
really can solve all of your problems.
Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by
looking at their shoes.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex
without having to picture them naked.
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