A man and his wife go to their honeymoon
hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years
ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you,
what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to
do was to screw your brains out, and suck your boobs dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked,
"What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a
pretty good job."