A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
A MAN
Get up.
Pass gas.
Drink cup of black coffee.
Pass gas.
Dress, skipping shower because "alarm
didn't work".
Pass gas.
Log on to computer to check porn site
before leaving for work.
Pass gas while "enjoying"
favorite site.
Drive to work.
Pass gas at stop light.
Open window to air out car.
Get to work at McDonalds.
Pass gas in bathroom (for all patrons to
enjoy).
Forget to wash hands.
Lunch-Double cheesy cheeseburger and
supersized fries.
Pass gas.
Arrive home.
Pass gas.
Have a beer.
Pass gas.
Tell wife you want sex.
Belch.
Finish early, belch and fall asleep.
Get up at 3 A.M. waking wife but instead of
finishing her off, return
to computer to talk in the chat rooms - imagining what a stud you
are, chatting with all those "gorgeous women" online.
Pass gas.
 
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