WHY MEN PREFER
DATING BIMBO'S
10. Much easier to prove that you're
superior.
9. Less likely to interrupt you with
thoughts or opinions of their own.
8. Won't want you to cancel your plans to
watch nude Jell-O wrestling to go see "Phantom of the Opera."
7. More impressed by the thickness of your
wallet--even though it's stuffed with condoms instead of money.
6. Will let you send intimate pictures of
them to Beaver Hunt.
5. They won't object to demeaning comments
you make about them in front of 'the guys.'
4. They actually believe you when you say,
"I love you for your mind and personality, now please finish putting on that French
maid outfit."
3. Don't understand computers well enough
to access your files and read what you've been saying about them.
2. Their ability to comprehend spatial
relationships is so poor that they really do believe your definition of eight inches.
1. They will put up with you.
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