This guy had a very attractive wife, who
was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife
came home with a diamond neckless. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "I won it at
bingo."
The next night she came home with a mink
coat. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "I won it at
bingo."
The next night she came home with a
Mercedes Benz. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "Look!! Don't keep
asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!"
His wife came upstairs to find a small
amount of water in the tub. The wife asked, "How come you put so little water in the
tub?"
He replied, "I didn't want to wet your
bingo card!"
