A knockout young lady decided she wanted to
get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw
him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any
problem, in spite of the half-century age difference.
On the first night of her honeymoon, she
got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he
emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover a 12 inch erection, and was
carrying a pair of earplugs and noseplugs.
Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked,
"What are those for?"
The elderly gentleman replied, "There
are just two things I can't stand - the sound of a woman screaming and the smell of
burning rubber."
