CAN'T WIN
One day a wife asked one of the
"no-win" questions to her husband: "What would you do if I died?"
Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the
event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would hurl
myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."
However, the conversation would go more
like this...
"Why, dear, I would be extremely
upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?" persevered
the wife.
"No, of course not, dear," said
the husband.
"Don't you like being married?"
said the wife.
"Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"Alright," said the husband,
"I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife,
looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our
bed?" said the wife after a long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would."
replied the husband.
"I see," said the wife
indignantly." And would you let her wear my old clothes?"
"I suppose, if she wanted to"
said the husband.
"Really," said the wife icily.
"And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of
her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the
correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" said the wife,
leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," said the
husband. "She is left-handed."
 
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