A young couple got married and they had
never made love before. On their wedding night, the new bride is quite anxious to get
things going, but the man seemed to be having some difficulty.
Finally, he starts to undress. When
he takes off his pants, she notices that his knees are deeply pockmarked and
scarred. So his wife says, "What happened to you?"
The man says, "When I was young,
I had the kneesles."
He then takes off his socks and his wife
sees that his toes are all mangled and deformed. "Hmmm, well what happened to
your feet?" inquires the wife.
"When I was a young boy, I had
tolio."
So, finally, the man takes off his shorts
and the woman replies, "Don't tell me. Smallcox, right!?"
