A woman is in a coma. The nurses are in her
room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and
notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her.
They go to her husband and explain what
happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the
trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband is skeptical, but they assure
him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby
finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor
flat lines, no pulse and no heart rate.
The nurses run into the room. The husband
is standing there pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."
