COMEBACKS FOR THE
QUESTION, "WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED YET?"
1. You haven't asked yet.
2. I was hoping to do something meaningful
with my life.
3. What? And spoil my great sex life?
4. Nobody would believe me in white.
5. Because I just love hearing this
question.
6. Just lucky, I guess.
7. It gives my mother something to live
for.
8. My fiancée is awaiting parole.
9. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss
America.
10. Do you know how hard it is to get two
tickets to Miss Saigon?
11. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
12. It didn't seem worth a blood test.
13. I already have enough laundry to do,
thank you.
14. Because I think it would take all the
spontaneity out of dating.
15. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
16. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar
trust fund.
17. They just opened a great singles bar on
my block.
18. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead
from sheer happiness.
19. I guess it just goes to prove that you
can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
20. What? And lose all the money I've
invested in running personal ads?
21. We really want to, but my lover's
husband just won't go for it.
22. I don't want to have to support another
person on my paycheck.
23. Why aren't you thin?
24. I'm married to my career, although
recently we have been considering a trial separation.
25. (Bonus reply ... for single moms)
Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
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