A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits
down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year, also,
he's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how long he
slept. So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with
this ravishing buxom blonde.
Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation
with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls
out last drink for alcohol, then the blonde leans over to the guy and says, "Let's
have this last drink at my apartment."
Taken back by her request, and trembling,
the guy finally utters the word, "OK."
They get up from the bar stool arm and arm
headed for the door, when the blonde stops him and says, "Before we go back to my
apartment there's one thing I have to tell you, I'm on my menstrual cycle."
He says, "That's ok, I'll follow you
in my Honda."
