ELEMENTS
Element Name:
WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties:
Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated
properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very
active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious
stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns
slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental.
An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income
reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive
in inexperienced hands.
Element Name:
MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid
at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties:
Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with
itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of
time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known.
Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on
command.
Caution: In the absence of
WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
 
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