An Amish boy and his father were visiting a
mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What
is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator)
responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what
it is."
While the boy and his father were watching
wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and
the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light
up.
They continued to watch the circles light
up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman
stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the
young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."
