Due to a tragic accident, everybody on
earth died and went to heaven. God appeared at the gate and exclaimed, "I want the
men to make three lines: One line for the men who dominated their women on earth, one line
for the men who were whipped by their women, and one line for those who had equality in
their relationship. The women, will all go with St Peter."
Said and done, the women went with St.
Peter. The line of the men who were whipped, as well as the line of men who dominated
their women, were both 100's of miles long, but on the line of men who had equality in
their relationship, there was only one man standing alone.
God became angry and said, "You men
should be ashamed of yourselves! I created you in my image and you were all either whipped
by your mates, or you dominated them. Look at the only one of my sons who made me proud,
and treated his woman properly. Learn from this man! And then you will go to hell to pay
for your disobedience, whereas this one good man shall prosper in heaven."
And so God pointed to the one man standing
alone, and said, "Tell them my son, how did you manage to make it to this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to
stand here, so I did."
