One evening after work several guys were
going out to have a drink or two and were trying to convince a married friend that he
should come too.
"I can't," the man said, "My
wife would kill me."
After 15 minutes of persuasion by his
friends he finally caves in and goes. Later looking at his watch he realizes that it
is midnight. He immediately rushes home trying to figure a way out of the trouble
he's in.
Upon his arrival, he walks into the bedroom
and sees his wife's legs sticking out of the covers. "I know," he
thinks to himself and crawls in between his wife's legs under the covers and performs oral
sex on her until she is satisfied.
"That should do it," he
thinks and walks into the bathroom to wash his face.
He turns on the light and there's his wife
sitting on the toilet.
"What are you doing in
here?" he impatiently screams.
"SSShhhhhh!" she
says, "You'll wake up your mother!!!!"
