The wedding date was set and the groom's
three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play
on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of
their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed -
with an alternating current, of course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but
wore a sly grin and promised a real doosie.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days
later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:
"DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR
SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE VASELINE!"
