A woman, getting married for the fourth
time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white,"
says the sales clerk. "You've been married three times already."
"Of course I can, I'm a virgin!"
says the bride.
"Impossible," says the sales
clerk.
"Unfortunately not," the bride
explained. "My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about
it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third
husband was a stamp collector....God, I miss him."