GAL FOR A DAY
This is what happens when a woman leaves
her husband in charge of the house for a day with a list of things to do! Here's HIS
thinking!
1). Make the beds...... What a waste of
effort, we're only going to sleep in them again tonight. Forget that. Scratch one.
2). Pick up dog poop in yard....... It
snowed last night, I don't see any dog poop. Kids do you see any dog poop? Scratch two.
3). Drop your shirts off at the
cleaners....... Duhh, I'm on vacation. I don't need them. Scratch three. This is easy,
what's the fuss? Think I'll go on AOL for awhile.
4). Clean out Tupperware cabinet.......
Uhhhh that's a hard one. GOT IT, velcro on the door will keep them closed. Scratch four.
5). Mop kitchen floor..... The dog licked
up that sugar spill from breakfast. Floor looks clean to me. Scratch five.
6). Find something fun for the kids to
do..... That tinfoil in the microwave thing was kinda fun. Scratch six. This is way to
easy. I'll have lots of time for AOL.
7). Vacuum the carpets...... That's a hard
one....... Hey kids wanna have some more FUN? Scratch seven.
8). Feed kids lunch..... Hey kids, don't
you have a friend's house to go to? YESSSS! Scratch eight!
9). Clean out hallway closet...... Hmmmm,
another hard one. That's it, take enough out of the closet to close the door. Outta sight
outta mind. Hmmmm, this other stuff can go under a bed. Scratch nine. Boy, oh boy, am I
good. Lunch time. Pour some chili into the cracker bag & eat. Taaa daaa, no lunch
dishes!!
10). Do laundry..... no problem I can do
that while I'm on AOL. Scratch ten.
11). Fold laundry..... dang. Ya know I
never noticed how many pink things this family actually wears. Gonna have to ask the
little lady why she buys me pale pink underwear ?? Check this out a cashmere barbie
sweater, cool. Scratch eleven.
12) Put the laundry away.... Baskets in
bedrooms work for me. Scratch twelve. This is way too easy. Wonder why women always
complain about house work?
13). Water the Christmas tree... Ooops!
Good thing the carpet is absorbent! Scratch thirteen.
14). Grocery shopping-buy toilet
paper....... These old newspapers will do, besides, that's recycling and that's good for
the earth.... Scratch fourteen.
15). Pick up the kids ...... Yeah right;
we're talking about my kids here. Parents will normally pay to drop them back off. They'll
be back. Scratch fifteen. Wonder who's on AOL? Awww, I have plenty of time.
16). Make dinner..... Easy. "Hello do
you deliver?" Scratch sixteen.
17). Clean out the dog house...... Duhh,
the dog sleeps in our bed. Like that needs to be done. Scratch seventeen. WOW all done.
Still time for some AOL and a nap....... Man this is sooooo easy.
Women must complain about house work just
to make us guys think they're working. Wish I was a chick !
 
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