So this couple had been married for about
five years, and one fine summer day as they're out working in the yard, the man tells his
wife, "Woman, your butt is getting fat."
She gets ticked off and moves to another
part of the yard. The guy follows her and says, "You know that big gas grill over
there. I'll bet your butt is as big as that grill. It's huge!"
The wife gets really mad, tells him HE can
finish the yard HIMSELF and she goes inside. Then the husband finds a yardstick, measures
the grill, goes inside and measures his wife and says, "Yup. They are both the same
size."
The wife is livid! She doesn't speak to him
the rest of the day. When the man comes to bed that night, he tries to cuddle up next to
his wife and says, "Hey, honey, how 'bout it?"
She thinks for a moment and pulls away.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers, "You're crazy if you
think I'm firing up that big gas grill for one little weenie."
