This man was sitting quietly reading his
paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and
whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
The man says, "What was that
for?"
His wife replies, "What was that piece
of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
He says, "Oh honey, remember two weeks
ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet
on."
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes,
and goes off do work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting
in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
He angrily yells, "What the hell was
that for this time?"
