HOW TO MAKE YOUR
HUSBAND CRAZY
* Take the batteries out of all the remotes
in the house.
* Organize his workshop, dresser top, or
other special place.
* Bribe his faithful dog away from him with
a steady diet of Ring Dings.
* Shrink his underwear in the dryer and
when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.
* Stare at his forehead and when he
notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's
side.
* Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone,
preferably in a different room each time.
* Loan his precious cellular phone to a
pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does."
* Insist upon a lot of "meaningful
conversations."
* Have your mother fly in for a month-long
visit unannounced.
* Reverse his contact lenses in their case.
* Snip a small hole in his fishing waders,
then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.
* Superglue the pages of his Little Black
Book together.
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