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REASONS WOMEN DATE JERKS

 

* More fun to complain about them to your friends.

* Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or exciting.

* When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why not save time and go for the jerk in the first place?

* You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll be more in control.

* All the other women want them, so they must be worth having.

* Affection means more when it comes from a guy who doesn't normally give it.

* Guaranteed to cheat on you so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills most of the time.

* No need to feel guilty for abusing or deceiving them.

* Jerks will actually tell you when they don't like what you're doing instead of getting mad about it six months later.

* Looking for someone you can't trust, and won't care about too much, who will abuse you mentally and financially, but you don't know any lawyers.

 

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