There's this young couple, Louise and Al,
they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex. Just about
every night hubby comes home, has a shower, gets changed and goes down to the pub. She's
getting increasingly rampant as the days go on, but each night she is disappointed.
Al comes home every night completely
hammered and unfit for sexual activity. One particular night when Al gets in from work,
Louise is seated provocatively on the sofa, wearing the skimpiest dress she has,
suspenders, stockings, and very sexy lace panties and bra.
As is always the case, Al comes home runs
upstairs, gets ready and goes to the pub. Once again Louise is rejected, so she sits back
with a bottle of wine to console herself. Then at 11pm (well before normal) she hears Al
coming up the driveway and opening the front door. Louise re-adopts her sexually
provocative pose on the sofa and to her surprise, Al's first words are, "Right woman,
get upstairs - into the bedroom."
"YES!" she says under her breath
as she runs upstairs, "This is the night, I'm gonna get some!"
When Louise reaches the bedroom, she
removes her outer garments and sits on the edge of the bed in her black lace panties -
ready for Al, as he stomps up the stairs. As Al pushes the bedroom door open he says,
"Right, now get your clothes off!"
Louise doesn't need telling twice, it's off
with everything. "Now get over in front of the mirror..",
"Kinky!" she thinks.
"Great!"
"and do a handstand..."
"Oh god, I've been waiting for this
for ages," thinks Louise...
Al walks over to Louise parts her legs and
places his chin in her crotch... "Perhaps the guys at the bar were right, a beard
would suit me!"
