Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a
Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a
quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself. Shirley says, "Sophie, you know
I'm shy...Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He
looks so lonely."
Sophie agrees, and later that day at the
pool, she walks up to him and says, "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my
friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely."
"Of course I'm lonely," he says,
"I've spent the past 20 years in prison."
"You're kidding! What for?"
"For killing my third wife. I
strangled her."
"What happened to your second
wife?"
"I shot her."
"And, if I may ask, your first
wife?"
"We had a fight and she fell off a
building."
"Oh my," says Sophie. Then
turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, "Yoo hoo ... Shirley.
He's single!"
