MEN ARE LIKE...
Men are like newborn babies. They're cute
at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like computers. Hard to figure out
and never enough memory.
Men are like power tools. They make a lot
of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy
to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and
extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not
much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like road kill. They usually just
lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like soap operas. They're fun to
watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the
best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like old car tires. Balding, full
of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy.
And very easy to see through.
Men are like department stores. Their
clothes should always be half off.
Men are like placemats. They only show up
when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at
the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an
emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like government bonds.They take so
long to mature.
Men are like parking spots. The good ones
are taken.
Men are like copiers. You need them for
reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at,
but not all that bright.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot
of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels. They're easy to
walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like coolers. Load them with beer
and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth,
and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like coffee. The best ones are
rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell
you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers. They spend most of
their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
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