A guy is standing at a urinal when he
notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him
intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder over
and climbs up to admire his private parts close up.
"Wow," comments the midget,
"Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised, and flattered, the man thanks
the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange
request," says the little guy, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched
them."
Again the man is taken aback, but seeing no
real harm in it, consents. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls,
and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump."
