MY DICK
* My dick is so big, it has an elevator and
a lobby.
* My dick is so big, it was once overthrown
by a military coup. It is now called the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
* My dick is so big, there was once a movie
called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
* My dick is so big, that the head of it
has only seen my balls in pictures.
* My dick is so big, it takes four fat
women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.
* My dick is so big, I can screw an
elevator shaft.
* My dick is so big, if you cut it in half,
it will tell you how old I am.
* My dick is so big, it has it's own dick
and my dick's dick is still bigger than your dick.
* My dick is so big, you can't blow me
without a ladder.
* My dick is so big, NASA once launched a
probe to find the end of it.
* My dick is so big, U.S. West nailed some
fiber optic lines at the top, and I didn't feel it until the next Thursday.
* My dick is so big, I could wear it as a
tie, but I'm too afraid of getting a hard on and choking myself.
* My dick is so big, I need a blood
transfusion to get fully erect.
* My dick is so big, I was standing in
Nebraska, and got a blow job in Alabama.
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