THE NUT SHOP
A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and
the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's
ever seen in his life. The tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise,
and asks... "Ess-tues me ser?"
"Yes sir," replied the clerk.
"Tould you tale me how mutsh youre
pisstasheos arr?"
"Pistachio's? They're six dollars a
pound."
"SSit!" The tongue-tied guy goes
back to browsing, and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr youre aahhmons?"
"Almonds? They're seven fifty a
pound."
"SSIT!" replied the tongue-tied
man. "Welp, how bout youre pikanns?"
"Pecans? They're on sale
today...they're only four fifty a pound."
"Welp...SSit...just div me a poulnd of
dose dhen."
"Alrighty then," says the clerk,
and begins bagging up a pound of pecans.
Then the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk,
"Sirr, I just wana tay tank you fo not maken phun of de way I talk, cauz I tan't hep
it."
The clerk replies with a smile, "Oh
sir, you don't have to thank me for that. I don't make fun of anybody, for anything. I
don't know if you noticed or not, but I have a rather large nose."
The tongue-tied guy replies, "Oh, is
dat your noze? I tought dat wuz your dick cauz your nutz arr so damn high!"
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