A man's wife asked him to go to the store
to buy some cigarettes. So he walked down to the store only to find it closed.
With that option out, he ventured into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. But,
at the bar he saw a beautiful woman and started talking to her. They had a couple of
beers and one thing led to another and they ended up in her apartment.
After they had their fun, he realized it
was 3 a.m. and said, "Oh no, it's so late, my wife's going to kill me. Do
you have any talcum powder?" The woman found him some, which he proceeded to
rub on his hands. Then he went home.
His wife was waiting for him in the
doorway, and she was quite upset. "Where the hell have you been?"
The man took a deep breath.
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but
they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this
great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended
up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your
hands!"
He looked down, and held them out.
His wife took one look, and exploded into tears, "You damn liar!
You went bowling again!"
