In 1993, the American Government funded a
study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and
$180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give
the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France
decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00 and 3 years of research, they concluded
that it was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Poland, unsatisfied with these findings,
conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of $76.46, they concluded that it was
to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him on the forehead.