A man was having problems with premature
ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to
cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting
ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and
bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his
wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting.
As the two began, they found themselves in
the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the
starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the
doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well...
When I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my
neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
