This older couple was sitting around their
apartment; she was clipping coupons while he was reading the bible.
The old man said to his wife, "You
know honey, everything you ever wanted to know about life is in here."
She returned, "Well, maybe not
EVERYTHING, dear."
He replied back, "Sure, just name one
thing I can't find in here."
She said, "PMS-you won't find anything
about it in there."
He began flipping through the pages, going
from one chapter to another, pausing for a few seconds only before going on to the next
page. After about 10 minutes, he looked up at his wife and said, "Aha! Here it is, I
told you everything was in here."
Then he proceeded to begin reading the
script "... and Mary rode Joseph's ass..."
