Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most
of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs
to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club. The
doorman at the club spots them and says, "Hey Roger! How are you tonight?"
His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he
has been here before.
"No, no. He's just one of the guys I
bowl with."
They are seated, and the waitress
approaches, sees Roger and says, "Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as
usual?"
His wife's eyes widen. "You must come
here a lot!"
"No, no," says Roger. "I
just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She
throws her arms around Roger and says, "Roger! A table dance as usual?"
His wife, fuming, collects her things and
storms out of the bar. Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps
into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Roger have it
with both barrels.
At this, the cabby leans over and says,
"Looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Roger."
