A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up
and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers
that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag
of cotton balls on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought
you were looking for tampons for your wife?"
"You see it's like this. Yesterday, I
sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, SO DOES
SHE!"