A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in
the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges
her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy
says, "Excuse me a minute, I have to relieve myself."
While out of the car he notices a guy a
half block away changing a flat. He tells the guy, "Look, I've got this
gal in my car and I've given it to her four or five times and she still wants more.
I'll change your flat if you'll take over for me."
The guy does and is just getting in the
high numbers when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them.
The cop asks, "What are you
doing in there?"
The guy says, "I'm making love
to my wife."
The cop asks, "Why don't you do
that at home?"
The guy answers, "To tell you
the truth, I didn't know it was my wife until you shined the light on her."
