A husband and wife just starting their
European holiday in their motor home. As they travel along the first night, they run over
something on the road.
The husband pulls over and runs back to see
if its okay. It was dazed but otherwise okay. He picked it up and brought it back to the
cab for further examination. It was then they realized it was a skunk but the wife said
they would keep it and look after it.
They carried on on their holiday and over
time became very attached to the new pet.
However when returning for the boat back to
England, the husband said to the wife, "How are we going to get around the quarantine
problems at the port?" to which she replied, "I don't know dear but there is no
way I am leaving him in there for six months!"
"I have an idea," said the
husband, "Why don't you lift up your skirt and put him down the front of your
underwear. They won't look there!"
"But what about the smell?" said
the wife.
To which the husband replied, "AH!
Hell, if he dies, he dies!"
