This lady says to her hubby, "Honey, I
need breast implants."
The husband says, "We really can't
afford implants. Hey wait a minute, I have an idea."
He's gone for a minute and returns with a
wad of toilet paper. He hands the toilet paper to his wife and tells her, "Rub this
wad of toilet paper between your breasts."
She says, "I don't get it. Will that
make them bigger?"
He says, "It should, look what it's
done to your ass!"
