TRUE FACTS ABOUT MEN
* If you think the way to a man's heart is
through his stomach you're aiming too high.
* Woman don't make fools of men - most of
them are the do-it-yourself types.
* The best reason to divorce a man is a
health reason: you're sick of him.
* Never trust a man who says he's the boss
at home. He probably lies about other things too.
* A woman's work that is never done is the
stuff she asked her husband to do.
* If you want a nice man go for a bald one
- they try harder.
* Go for younger men. You might as well -
they never mature anyway.
* A man who can dress himself without
looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
* Men are all the same - they just have
different faces so you can tell them apart.
* Definition of a man with manners - he
gets out of the bath to pee.
* Whenever you meet a man who would make a
good husband, you will usually find that he is married.
* Scientists have just discovered something
that can do the work of five men - a woman.
* There are a lot of words you can use to
describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
* Men are like animals, messy, insensitive
and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
* Men's brains are like the prison system -
not enough cells per man.
* There are only two four letter words that
are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop".
* Husbands are like children. They're fine
if they're someone else's.
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