IF MEN HAD A VAGINA
FOR A DAY
* Immediately go shopping for zucchini and
cucumbers.
* Squat over a handheld mirror for an hour
and a half.
* See if they could finally do splits.
* See if it's truly possible to launch a
ping pong ball 20 feet.
* Cross their legs without rearranging.
* Get picked up in a bar in less than 10
minutes . . . BEFORE closing time.
* Have consecutive multiple orgasms and
still be ready for more without sleeping first.
* Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam
and ask to have it recorded on video.
* Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for
breasts, too.
* Finally find that damned G-spot.
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