An American woman of 40 wants to get
married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a
woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal
ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who
has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their
wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities.
When she returns to the bedroom, she finds
her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked...and all the furniture from the
room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman,"
he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room
I can get!"
