A recently divorced woman is walking along
the beach contemplating how badly treated she got over the divorce settlement, when she
spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical
genie!! The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As
a consolation, the genie informs her that he will give her three wishes. But,
he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband
ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that
this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion
dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one
billion one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the
recipient of 10 billion dollars.
The woman can barely contain her anger when
she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore
of her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds
again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points at the
beach to a small development of ten such mansions.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time
to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the
woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do
this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get TEN times what she wishes
for.
"No problem," said the woman as
she grinned in ecstasy. "For my last wish ... I'd like to give birth to TWINS."
