The pentagon recently found it had too many
generals and offered early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired
straight away, his full annually benefits PLUS $10,000.00 for every inch measured in a
straight line along the retiring general's body between two points he chose.
The first general accepted. He asked the
pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked
out with a check of 720,000.00.
The second general asked them to measure
from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked out with a check for
$960,000.00
Meantime, the first general had tipped off
the third. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "From the tip
of my penis to the tip of my balls." The pension man said that would be fine but he'd
better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring.
The Medical Officer attended and asked the
general to drop 'em. He did. The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the
general's penis and began to work back.
