Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from
privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey,
Jasper, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop in."
"But we're privates," protests
Jasper.
"We're sergeants now," says
Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Jasper, I'm gonna sit down and have me a
drink."
"But we're privates," says
Jasper.
"You blind?" asks Leroy, pointing
at his stripes. "We're sergeants now."
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a
hooker comes up to Leroy. "Your cute," she says, "and I'd like to screw
you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." Leroy pulls his friend to the side and
whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. If it's
okay, give me the okay sign."
So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back,
and gives Leroy the big okay sign.
Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the
infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Jasper," he says, "Why'd you
give me the okay?"
"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it
say gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we're
sergeants now."
