During the World War II, an American
warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit
seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and
tell a joke or something - at least they would die laughing.
So the navigator went down and said to the
crew, "What would you think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my
pecker against the table?"
The crew burst laughing. So the navigator
pulled his pecker out and whammed it on the table. Just when his pecker hit the table, a
huge explosion tore the ship apart. The only survivors were the captain and the navigator.
As they floated around in a lifeboat
captain asked the navigator, "Well, the crew really laughed."
"What did you do?" The navigator
told him and the captain replied, "Well, you better be careful with that pecker of
yours. The torpedo missed!"
