Once at the time of the world war, the
Germans were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one
such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a 90 year
old grandmother. So the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring
us some food!" they demanded.
The young man said, "But I have only
half a loaf of bread."
"War is War, bring us the food!"
So he gives his last morsel of food.
"Bring us some wine!"
"But I doubt if there is any in the
house, you know how things are these days!"
"War is War, bring us the wine!"
So the young man manages half a bottle and
gives it to them.
"Now, bring us a woman!"
"But everyone has left the village.
The only female presence here is my 90 year old grandmother!!"
"War is War, bring her to us!"
The old woman is brought and she's so frail
and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We'll let you off this
time.'"
