Fred mistakenly gets on a bus full of war
veterans, but upon discovering it is going his way, decides to stay on for the ride.
He sits down next to a guy that jerks his
head to the left every few seconds, over and over. This really bothers Fred so he asks
him, "What's wrong with you?"
The reply is, "I got this in the
war."
Fred finds this pretty disturbing so he
switches seats.
The next guy he sits by has uncontrollable
spastic twitches in his right leg, causing him to kick the seat in front of him, and even
kicks Fred a few times.
So Fred asks him, "What is wrong with
you?"
Again the answer is, "I got this in
the war."
Fred moves.
The next guy poor Fred sits by begins
erratically flailing his left hand. Fred says, "Let me guess, you got that in the
war?"
His reply was, "No, I got it out of my
nose. I can't get it off of my hand."
