ALL
ABOUT ...
You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort you can get your shit
together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit,
lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit
or just shit your life away.
People can be shit headed, shit brained,
shit blinded, and shit over.
Some people know their shit while others
can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy
shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, and horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve
shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit, or be
happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days
are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can
look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough
shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of
shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes you really need this shit and
sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to
shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit, you
don't need to know anything else.
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