THE
ALPHABET
A - Aliens will steal your
sperm
Even if your penis is as small as a worm.
B - Breast Implants can be
good
If you have small boobs, then you should.
C - Clinton, theres no way
he couldnt confess
Because theres a stain on Monicas dress.
D - Dick is another name
for penis
"Earths Twin" is another name for Venis.
E - Erection here,
erection there
If you take Viagra, erect anywhere.
F - Fred is a nifty name
Monopoly is a nifty game.
G - Gangrene happens when
you get too cold
Shriveled balls happen when you get too old.
H - Hale-Boop was a comet
And some people thought there was a UFO on it.
I - An Iceberg hit the
Titanic
And then it sank in the Atlantic.
J - Jay Leno has a big
chin
And I watch The Late Night Show he's in.
K - Kenneth Starr gave
Monica immunity
So she could tell him about her sexual opportunity.
L - Linda Tripp is a
back-stabbing liar
I think Monica should set her on fire.
M - Monica Lewinsky gave
the president head
Probably cause Hillary wasnt putting out in bed.
N - National Stop on Red
Weekend is a joke
Most people stop on red anyway I hope.
O - Oral Sex...but is it
really sex
Only 73 percent of people surveyed said definitely yes.
P - Phen-Fen will make you
lose weight
And watching pornos will make you masturbate.
Q - Queq-quag was a dog
Kermit is a frog.
R - Richard Simmons likes
to exercise
Bill Clinton likes to make up lies.
S - Superman is a cool guy
He can jump over buildings, and he can fly.
T - Testosterone
Supplements are at your local drug store
Take one and you're going to want more.
U - UFOs go fast when they fly
A second on the ground, the next in the sky.
V - Viagra is for the old
and gray
But who would have sex with them anyway?
X - X-Files is my favorite
show
I started watching it 5 years ago.
Y - A Yachtsman is someone
who sails a yacht
A dumbass is someone whos stupid a lot.
Z - Zenithinal is the act
of having to do with zenith
And it also happens to rhyme with penis.
 
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