THE
ASTROLOGICAL LIGHT BULB CHANGER
How many members of each astrological sign
does it take to change a lightbulb?
Aries: Just one. You want
to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just TRY
to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job
never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's
supposed to be done.
Cancer: Just one. But it
takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leos don't change
lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them
while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately
1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe
one. No, on second thought, make that two. Ummm, is that OK with you?
Scorpio: That secret
information can only be shared with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the
Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is
shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?
Capricorn: I won't waste
my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have
to remember that everything is energy, so.....
Pisces: Lightbulb? There's
a lightbulb? What lightbulb?
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